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Trumpet Trousers

At the party on Saturday night Fiance and I were sitting with two of my colleagues and their husbands and the conversation, as it is wont to do when we're around, turned to the subject of flatulence.

I am known for my bottom burps in my family (I have trouble with my digestion anyway, and I am also unable to burp so any gas has only one direction in which to escape). So Fiance delighted in telling our table that I have a bit of a problem in that area, and that seemed to open the floodgates, with both husbands excitedly joining in and relating stories of their wives' bottom burps. I have known one of the two colleagues for years so I have heard her pump and it is honestly the most LADYLIKE fart you have ever heard, but for a group of co-workers it was a fairly intimate topic of conversation. Both of my colleagues looked totally mortified, but I am used to Fiance embarrassing me in this way so I was kind of non-plussed. I was also a little tipsy by this time so I didn't care.

What I found funny was the enthusiasm with which both husbands divulged these fairly personal details about their wives! Nothing like a bit of toilet humour to liven up an evening...
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