Soo, blog. How the hell are ya? Feeling a tad neglected perhaps?
It's been nearly five years since I had a public breakdown over 52p in Sainsbury's. I've been keeping myself busy.
We moved house. Then we moved house again.
We had a baby. Then we had another baby.
I've spent the last three years changing nappies, watching CBeebies, shovelling food into the mouths of small children and desperately seeking opportunities for naps.
But now the fog of sleep deprivation is lifting, and I thought I'd try and do something to prevent my brain from completely turning to mush. So back to my little old blog I come, to see if I can still string a sentence together. If I manage to increase my posting frequency to more than once every five years, I might consider reinventing myself with a new, themed, blog.
It's going ok so far, but it's 9.40pm and, as I'm incapable of staying awake past 10pm these days, the old grey matter is starting to struggle a bit now if I'm honest.
Let's see, shall we?
[signs off for another 5 years]