And the topic of today's post is... (drum roll please)
That I don't have one. I seriously cannot think of a thing to write about. Except the fact that I can't think of anything to write about.
I was going to write about Britney calling her baby Jayden, but all I can really say about it is that she's a hick, and continues to prove that fact every time she opens her mouth to speak or name her latest baby.
I then came up with what I thought was quite a good idea - I asked Fiance to give me a topic to write about and whatever he suggested I would come up with something to say about it. But he hasn't replied to my email. Evidently he's far too busy and important to talk to me until after 5pm.*
I thought of giving an update on my progress with planning the wedding. But I haven't made any.
I toyed with the idea of exploring why it is that I constantly need to trump when I'm sitting at my desk, but as soon as I nip to the corridor/loo/photocopying room to parp in private it disappears until the moment I sit back down in front of my PC. I dismissed that as it's too embarrassing.**
I considered writing about the book I'm reading (Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier), but then I realised that was just stupid as I've not even finished the damn thing.
So in conclusion, my topic for today is my lack thereof. The end.
* Or until he gets bored and phones me for no reason in the middle of the afternoon when our director is in the room.
** Dammit.
I was going to write about Britney calling her baby Jayden, but all I can really say about it is that she's a hick, and continues to prove that fact every time she opens her mouth to speak or name her latest baby.
I then came up with what I thought was quite a good idea - I asked Fiance to give me a topic to write about and whatever he suggested I would come up with something to say about it. But he hasn't replied to my email. Evidently he's far too busy and important to talk to me until after 5pm.*
I thought of giving an update on my progress with planning the wedding. But I haven't made any.
I toyed with the idea of exploring why it is that I constantly need to trump when I'm sitting at my desk, but as soon as I nip to the corridor/loo/photocopying room to parp in private it disappears until the moment I sit back down in front of my PC. I dismissed that as it's too embarrassing.**
I considered writing about the book I'm reading (Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier), but then I realised that was just stupid as I've not even finished the damn thing.
So in conclusion, my topic for today is my lack thereof. The end.
* Or until he gets bored and phones me for no reason in the middle of the afternoon when our director is in the room.
** Dammit.
Labels: Celebrity baby names, Farting, Fiance, Wedding, Writer's Block
You have been reading my blog eh?! I NEVER have anything to say, ok maybe I have too much to say but very little in terms of coherant subject matter.
Don't worry even the best of them get block.
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