I heart the Metro
I almost inhaled my own tongue this morning, as I read the best headline EVER, in the Metro:
'Fun run piddle pervert bagged by big banana'
That is absolute genius! I had to read it twice before the meaning was fully absorbed by my brain.
The story was about a man who was lurking in bushes during the Great North Run in Tyneside, filming unsuspecting female runners having a wee. After about 15 minutes of filming the man was seen by one of these women, who alerted her husband. The husband gave chase to the man, accompanied by a male runner dressed as a giant banana. They caught the guy and he was arrested and charged with voyeurism.
You couldn't make this stuff up.
'Fun run piddle pervert bagged by big banana'
That is absolute genius! I had to read it twice before the meaning was fully absorbed by my brain.
The story was about a man who was lurking in bushes during the Great North Run in Tyneside, filming unsuspecting female runners having a wee. After about 15 minutes of filming the man was seen by one of these women, who alerted her husband. The husband gave chase to the man, accompanied by a male runner dressed as a giant banana. They caught the guy and he was arrested and charged with voyeurism.
You couldn't make this stuff up.
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