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People say life is the thing, but I prefer reading*

Office conversation, inspired by the return of 'I'm a Celebrity...'

Colleague 1: What would you rather eat, a live bug or an eyeball?

Colleague 2: Definitely the bug. Could I kill it first? I'd have to kill it.

Colleague 3: I'd rather eat the eyeball.

All: EURGH! How could you prefer the eyeball?!!

Colleague 3: Because that's like, just another piece of meat. A bug would be crunchy.

Colleague 1: Ok then, would you prefer to eat an eyeball or a testicle?

Colleague 3: Probably the testicle.

Colleague 2: *dry heaving*


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At 9.11.06, Blogger Vicki said...

I was SO worried clicking on your 'testicle' link at work!

They have Jason D and Matt Willis this year?

God how I don't miss ITV!!!!    

At 9.11.06, Blogger Teeny said...

Hehe! You know I wouldn't link to anything dodgy...! I'm embarrassed to admit I quite like Matt Willis.    

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