Office conversation, inspired by the return of 'I'm a Celebrity...'
Colleague 2: Definitely the bug. Could I kill it first? I'd have to kill it.
Colleague 3: I'd rather eat the eyeball.
All: EURGH! How could you prefer the eyeball?!!
Colleague 3: Because that's like, just another piece of meat. A bug would be crunchy.
Colleague 1: Ok then, would you prefer to eat an eyeball or a testicle?
Colleague 3: Probably the testicle.
Colleague 2: *dry heaving*
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