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People say life is the thing, but I prefer reading*

How very dare you!

Note to the red-jacketed woman at the bus stop, who waved on the number 41 bus I was trying to catch: You will burn in hell, you evil witch. I know you saw me.

Note to the bus driver of the number 41 bus: Your job is to COLLECT passengers, not splash them with a puddle and drive off whilst laughing maniacally. I know YOU saw me too.

Note to the queue-skipping man in the cafe: It is NOT ok to blatantly jump the queue. I don't care if you're late for a meeting (you shouldn't be stopping for a latte if that's the case). You came into the shop behind me, therefore I will be getting served first, thankyouverymuch.

Note to the nice man behind the counter in the coffeeshop who served me first despite Queue Skipper: You are a true gentleman and will get your reward in heaven.

Note to self: Next time stay in bed.


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At 29.3.07, Blogger Hannah said...

Ooooooooh! How infuriating on all counts. I've a big thing about manners: they don't cost anything and good ones make everyone's day so much more pleasant.

Does seem like it's going to be One Of Those Days. When I got up (ooh, all of half an hour ago) I was sorely tempted just to go back to bed on account of the rain. If it's not stopped raining by the time I go on my date tonight, I shall be sorely unimpressed (as well as frizzy).    

At 29.3.07, Blogger SpanishGoth said...

NotJustAGoodDay then.

Shame you can't have little voodoo dolls and use them like little evil barbies.....

Woman at bus stop - ha try this pencil up your crack and see how you feel

Bus driver - so how far can you do the splits etc    

At 29.3.07, Blogger Drama Queen said...

Glad I'm in Belgium. I know what you are like when you are in one of those moods.

*ducks from virtual flying fist*    

At 29.3.07, Blogger James said...

Take pleasure from knowing your manners are better and you would do better.    

At 29.3.07, Blogger Cat said...

Might I recommend going "home sick" and instead taking yourself off shopping?    

At 29.3.07, Blogger Teeny said...

Hannah - Totally, good manners are priceless. God, I sound like my granny! I fear you may get rained on tonight though - you'll just have to stay snuggled up indoors...

Goth - I swear that driver saw me in his rear mirror. And it's raining! Voodoo splits = too good for him.

Queenie - I'd calmed down by the time I got to work... You wouldn't have wanted to be in that bus stop though!

James - Yes I should really, I'll just end up giving myself a stomach ulcer!

Cat - Good plan. I don't think I'd get away with pulling a sicky now though, I'll just have to settle for Amazon.    

At 29.3.07, Blogger SpanishGoth said...

If not the splits, then put the doll on a very hot radiator or even fire and sit back grinning as somewhere, the driver from hell is turning into a puddle himself whingeing "Help me - I'm melting......."    

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