How very dare you!
Note to the red-jacketed woman at the bus stop, who waved on the number 41 bus I was trying to catch: You will burn in hell, you evil witch. I know you saw me.
Note to the bus driver of the number 41 bus: Your job is to COLLECT passengers, not splash them with a puddle and drive off whilst laughing maniacally. I know YOU saw me too.
Note to the queue-skipping man in the cafe: It is NOT ok to blatantly jump the queue. I don't care if you're late for a meeting (you shouldn't be stopping for a latte if that's the case). You came into the shop behind me, therefore I will be getting served first, thankyouverymuch.
Note to the nice man behind the counter in the coffeeshop who served me first despite Queue Skipper: You are a true gentleman and will get your reward in heaven.
Note to self: Next time stay in bed.
Note to the bus driver of the number 41 bus: Your job is to COLLECT passengers, not splash them with a puddle and drive off whilst laughing maniacally. I know YOU saw me too.
Note to the queue-skipping man in the cafe: It is NOT ok to blatantly jump the queue. I don't care if you're late for a meeting (you shouldn't be stopping for a latte if that's the case). You came into the shop behind me, therefore I will be getting served first, thankyouverymuch.
Note to the nice man behind the counter in the coffeeshop who served me first despite Queue Skipper: You are a true gentleman and will get your reward in heaven.
Note to self: Next time stay in bed.
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Ooooooooh! How infuriating on all counts. I've a big thing about manners: they don't cost anything and good ones make everyone's day so much more pleasant.
Does seem like it's going to be One Of Those Days. When I got up (ooh, all of half an hour ago) I was sorely tempted just to go back to bed on account of the rain. If it's not stopped raining by the time I go on my date tonight, I shall be sorely unimpressed (as well as frizzy).
NotJustAGoodDay then.
Shame you can't have little voodoo dolls and use them like little evil barbies.....
Woman at bus stop - ha try this pencil up your crack and see how you feel
Bus driver - so how far can you do the splits etc
Glad I'm in Belgium. I know what you are like when you are in one of those moods.
*ducks from virtual flying fist*
Take pleasure from knowing your manners are better and you would do better.
Might I recommend going "home sick" and instead taking yourself off shopping?
Hannah - Totally, good manners are priceless. God, I sound like my granny! I fear you may get rained on tonight though - you'll just have to stay snuggled up indoors...
Goth - I swear that driver saw me in his rear mirror. And it's raining! Voodoo splits = too good for him.
Queenie - I'd calmed down by the time I got to work... You wouldn't have wanted to be in that bus stop though!
James - Yes I should really, I'll just end up giving myself a stomach ulcer!
Cat - Good plan. I don't think I'd get away with pulling a sicky now though, I'll just have to settle for Amazon.
If not the splits, then put the doll on a very hot radiator or even fire and sit back grinning as somewhere, the driver from hell is turning into a puddle himself whingeing "Help me - I'm melting......."
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