Not in prison
I've just had a busy week and every time I have been in the house, the World Cup (known henceforth as the Instrument of Torture) has been on the TV in my spare room where the PC is, thereby preventing me from entering the room without screaming loudly to drown out the noise.
So, I have not committed any serious offences - my neighbour's car alarm stopped going off after what felt like three days, and I haven't seen the car for a few days. Poor Abandoned Dog has also been quiet all week, but he tends to be left out on a Friday night so I may be making that call to the RSPCA tonight...
*Update* Poor Abandoned Dog is back. It's currently 11.15pm and he's only been barking for 20 mins, but he sounds like he's just gearing up. Grrr!