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NotJustAHatStand

People say life is the thing, but I prefer reading*
 

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The move continues apace. We're moving in on Thursday, so we're feverishly packing boxes and transporting them to the new flat. But enough of my impending house-move (even I'm bored of it).

I've recently discovered this website, and have been spending my lunch hours going through the archives and sniggering heartily at the inspired bitchiness of the two women who run the website.

I know it's childish but I love the 'What Were You Thinking' section of Heat magazine (containing awful celebrity outfits). The 'Circle of Shame' (where they pick out celebrity boogers, exposed nipples and unsightly sweat patches) is also fun.

So Go Fug Yourself is exactly the kind of thing that appeals to me. Even though some of the 'celebrities' are American d-listers you've never heard of, it's still fun to laugh at em. And what on earth is this??!! WTF?!! She needs to visit a doctor before her still-beating heart falls out of that hole and lands on the carpet - fluff is not good for the workings of the ventricles.

Makes me feel better about the HE-UGE spot I can feel developing on my chin, which I am trying to hide with copious amounts of Touche Eclat and a large, wide-brimmed hat.

**Update - The Spot has now grown to the size of a small country and is expressing ambitions to invade England. Have abandoned hat, and replaced with a large paper bag**
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At 5.3.07, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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