The Middle East is on the verge of all-out war (so what's new), the poor people in Java have been battered by ANOTHER tsunami (which has killed 300 so far), China has just been hit by a nasty tropical storm (another 200 dead), Dubya is going around saying 'Yo Blair' to our Prime Minister (WTF?), and talking with his mouth full (Yuck. Although I wouldn't expect anything less from the nitwit), and Britain is baking in 30C plus temperatures (thank god for air-con).
It's all wrong. WRONG, I tell you.
I feel all back-to-front.