World Cup Statistics
No of football games watched in this house since World Cup started:
Approx 400 million
No of people in this house who are inexplicably fascinated by the mindless idiocy of it all:
1
No of people who couldn't give a rat's ass:
1
No of World Cup related arguments so far:
Amazingly, only 2
Predicted argument per game ratio for the rest of the competition:
2:1
Likelihood of non-football fan moving in with her mother for the next 4 weeks:
High
Approx 400 million
No of people in this house who are inexplicably fascinated by the mindless idiocy of it all:
1
No of people who couldn't give a rat's ass:
1
No of World Cup related arguments so far:
Amazingly, only 2
Predicted argument per game ratio for the rest of the competition:
2:1
Likelihood of non-football fan moving in with her mother for the next 4 weeks:
High