The hell with substance! Let's talk clothes.
Nearing desperation, and with Fiance's voice ringing in my ears ('But WHY haven't you worn those expensive new jeans yet?') I submitted a question to Amalah's Advice Smackdown*, not really expecting to get an answer. So I was thrilled to have my question answered a couple of weeks ago, and I have since worn the skinnies, outside. To my Christmas party at work, no less. When I got home from the party I was a little squiffy, and decided to obtain some photographic evidence of my sartorial triumph. Scroll down if you think you can handle some close-up shots of my lower thigh.
*Having bought Philosophy's Purity Made Simple cleanser on her recommendation and LOVING. IT.
Note my bargain £10 shoes, working well with the skinnies:
Coco: 'Not a good angle for you darling - lift your leg so your thigh doesn't look so enormous'